Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WHENsday

When are black folks going to stop spending so much money on their hair, cars and outfits for the "homecoming classics" and start investing some of that money back into the schools? "Yes, half time IS game time but the band needs new uniforms! And no I did not see you there. I was to busy looking at mysellllllf. "lol

When will the horror of reality tv end?!

When was it decided that putting cheese on fish was a good idea? "Hold the cheese please, extra sauce and would toasting the bun be too much to ask?" ok sorry.

When are we going to start filming our kids reciting poetry, reading books or just saying darn ABCs instead of doing the stanky leg?  "wait baby girl just broke it all the way down, hold that thought."

When are cheaters going to start watching the show and learn how NOT to get caught. Study your craft people. Again knowledge is power. Pimping aint easy.

When are they going to stop showing reality tv shows? I know I asked this already but I rephrased it like men do so you have to come up with a different answer.

When is Monique going to stop trying to fly away?  We see you Boo. Stop yelling and waving at us.

When are they going to have a "Maury Povich I'm not the baby daddy dance contest?" 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn that's good!!

Anonymous said...

HILLARIOUS, BUT SO TRUE!