Do you have an STD?

Seriously, you should have yourself, your friends, family and other loved ones tested as soon as possible. This is not something you really want to experience or find out through trial and error. People are dying and hurting themselves and others because they are not getting tested. The results of people who test positive are staggering and almost impossible to believe. So if you do not know where to get one, create your own Standardized Test for Dumbasses.

It is time we take charge of our lives and stop these people from coming in contact with us. Prevention is key. I know you read the article or saw on the news about Desmond Hatchett, the dude with 11 baby mamas and 21 kids; child support under $2 a month. There should have been a testing site setup for all 12 of these fools.

OK well what about the lady who previously went to the doctor for her botox injections and minor plastic surgery; average $1000 a pop. She decided to save a little money because like I mentioned she "saw the doctor do it"; so she bought silicone online for $10, injected her face and lips then wondered why everything went wrong the next day. Yes honey, she injected lubricant not medical grade silicone. I'm not making this up. I promise.

I could go on all day. There is a sense of urgency my friends. These people drive your kids to school, they gonvern us ("she's my soul mate"), you work for them, your children will marry their children. We must stop the madness!

So please create an STD for your lifestyle to prevent people who past the age of 12 will staple themselves to find out if the staple will go thru from entering your life. Be smart. Be safe. Start testing. One more thing....don't mess around and fail your own damn test.